Battle of Sitcoms

A friend of mine (loser :P) and I have had quite a lot of conversations that generally make no sense and are all worthy of being put at the 'Museum of Nonsense'. One day though, we had an impromptu battle of sitcoms. Here are excerpts from the conversation...

me: it's alright! don’t kill yourself over it :P
loser: no, I will :-(
I hate myself :-(
sniff
me: so do I..hate you :P
loser: see
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND :-(
me: because of THE BIG BANG THEORY
loser: I have no FRIENDS
me: you have a FULL HOUSE of them
loser: nope, all died in THAT 70s SHOW
me: is that when you met the HOGAN'S FAMILY?
loser: no it's ACCORDING TO JIM
me: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? Yours or mine?
loser: nope, neither. I believe I’m LOST
me: do you want to be found in HELL'S KITCHEN?
loser: no thanks I prefer to be found in TOP CHEF
me: btw, Gordon Ramsay rocks my socks!
wearing SCRUBS?
loser: Ramsay is one hell of a bitch. He causes DAMAGES
me: but he also maintains LAW AND ORDER
loser: who needs law and order when you can PRISON BREAK
me: Michael Scofield got all his tattoos from MIAMI INK
loser: and I got mine from SURVIVOR

The conversation moved to something else.
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After a while...

loser: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
me: the lines are from the X-FILES
loser: Investigate by CSI MIAMI
me: and recorded in MUB3RS?
loser: nope, recorded in KYLE XY
me: ain’t the world a SMALL WONDER?
loser: No actually its filled with DIFFERENT STROKES
me: and a lot of UGLY BETTYs, don't you think?
loser: there are many Clark Kents too. Just like in SMALLVILLE.

We never did finish the conversation. Too many tangents going on at the same time :P

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