Saturday, June 28, 2008

RAMBLINGS OF THREE BORED MINDS...

Calvin: heylo pplz....

Rosalyn: helllooooooooooooooooooo

SusieD: hgoghdiofghdfhnbfkjghduifhbn ppl!!!!!!!!

Calvin: dflgaldfgpadfkgadlfjaoisurjap…utrvgfjkdgfhiop…rhtpiohygnhgd

Calvin: datz da welcome song for u gurl!

SusieD: omigod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for me????

Calvin: yeah....

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SusieD: whrz d earthian?????

Calvin: yeah.......whrz da human?

Rosalyn: here...here

Calvin: goood........u cant jz go away in da middle of sumthin

SusieD: u can b thrown in jail 4 tht

Calvin: yeah....n beheaded 17 times!

Rosalyn: lyk i care...

SusieD: v take offence for the staining remark....v’ll let d paparazzi loose on u!

Calvin: whr hv u disapeard agn ....oh earthian?

Calvin: i hv a question for u .......come bk at once!!!

SusieD: andddd it is?????????

Calvin: wat if I say......u r alwd 2 go anywhr ...any place of ur choice.....whr wud u go??...dis is for da humanz only!

SusieD: humanz only???????u straight KJ......whr is my q????????

Calvin: i'll ask......patience n peace!

SusieD: kkayyyyy..........take ur tym..as long as u ask me one

Rosalyn: hey am i allowed to go anywhere?

Rosalyn: am i visible to ppl or not??

Rosalyn: n am i alwd to do it daily or only once???

Calvin: u r visible...no extra powerz n all.....

Calvin: n for u....if u r allowd 2 meet 1 celeb....who'll u meet? (dat list of celebz includes me also!!)

Rosalyn: i’ll go to venus...the planet!

Calvin: why wud u wanna go there??

Rosalyn: women are from venus

SusieD: thn it`ll be UUUUUU..........N YEAH D LISTZ ENDLEZZZZZZZZZZZ

Calvin: ahhhhhhhhhh

Rosalyn: n u shud go to mars!!

Calvin: meeeeeee????? hw chweet!.....thnx thnx....

SusieD: yesh yesh..........n no prob.....i`ll alwayz wanna meet u befor i meet JOHNNY DEPP....v’ll go 2gthr to meet him!

Calvin:ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggooooooooooodddddddd....u mean dis?

SusieD: I do I do I do!!!!!!!!....thr u go...sed it thrice!!!!

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Rosalyn: i wud lyk to go to a forest n gt lost in it

SusieD: n b eaten by d animalz????

SusieD: dat soundz scary n gross!!!!!!!

Rosalyn: how is it gross??

Rosalyn: I’ll take a tarzan with me..umm...yeah..him!

SusieD: yeah...bt tarzan’ll b buzy with jane....n animals do not have etiquette.....hence gross!!

Calvin: yeah....unless u can woo tarzan n get jane out of his life....u cant save yerself frm da animalz!

Rosalyn: that i can do very well...n thn it'll b…jane:out...me:in

Calvin: u think u can do it??...i c....gimme an xample ...hw xactly do u plan on doin it?

SusieD: bt dun u think tht’ll b kinda difficult? They’v been togthr since d movie released whn v were kidz??????

Rosalyn: i wanna go on a horse ride 2

SusieD: do not go off d topic!!!!!!!

Calvin: yeah......hw'll u woo tarzan?

SussieD: tell us right nw young lady!!!!! nt tht v r old...it jz soundz nice!!

Calvin: hehehehe........

Rosalyn: hmmmm......

SusieD: how will you woo tarzan??????? how how how?????

Rosalyn: hmmm…welllll...i've grown up watching hindi movies...will take tips from em...big deal!

Rosalyn: or get hold of some person whoz got his/hers/itz degree in flirting

SusieD: u r in a jungle........thr r no othr humanz othr thn d 3 of u...n d animalz arnt animated!!!!

Rosalyn: hmmm....thn...i think i`ll ask him to read my blog! he'd fall for me thn...

Rosalyn: btw, can tarzan read? gues not...thr goez my chance :(

Calvin: nah....wry nt...janez taught him to read and write!

Rosalyn: aha..or just give him nice trndy clothes

SussieD: nah...d rugged luk workz btr.........y wud u wanna covr d body up??? xcuse d perverseness!!

Rosalyn: oh she did??? thats vry nice of her

Rosalyn: where did jane learn it form??

SusieD: hav u never watchd d movie??? janez frm d human civilization........unfortunately....bt luckily getz to go to d jungle!

Calvin: datz in da genes....her parentz were teacherz...her mom taught sanskrit...n dad pali @ Oxford…n sinc whn do forestz hav intrnt??

SusieD: n in all these yrz she hs had nuff tym to teach him english besides doin othr thingz!...gud pt thr!

Rosalyn: oh.. sooooooo does jane have an indian origin???

Calvin: no her parentz do!

Calvin: janez dad's mom was an indian n dad was frm an african tribe....

Rosalyn: what could be her name had she been of indian origin??

SusieD: JANAKI

Calvin: hw abt.....janaki?

Rosalyn: perfect!!!

Calvin: oh my god......pinch pinch.....u win!

SusieD: dude!!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin: U BET!!!!!!

Rosalyn: and tarzaan would be called _____??

SusieD: umm...tarzan wud b cld tarzan only...he dosnt hav any indian origin!!!

SusieD: end of discussion.......i lyk tht tone a lotttt [nt whn iz bein used on me thou!]

Rosalyn: butttttt....

Rosalyn: he shud hav an indian origin 2...

Calvin: do u wanna b hanged anthr 14 times?

SussieD: this tym v shud try puttin hr in an electric chair!

Calvin: hmmmmmm......sure...v`ll do tht 2

SusieD: ne othr ideaz???

Rosalyn: what did i do? am i missin sumthin hr??

Calvin: hmmmmmm.........hang her upside down!

SussieD: d grave mistake of nt noticin tht d discussionz ended

Calvin: n askin wat u did?...

SusieD: to top it all...bein ignorant abt it!

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Calvin: letz go thru da offences once agn......n da charges against dis human!

Calvin: 1.being hanged 17 times for goin away suddenly.....

Calvin: 2.repeating dat.......

SusieD: and hence being hangd nthr 7648764576 tymz

Calvin: 3.Creating problems in the love life of Tarzan n Jane...

Rosalyn: i DIDNOT do that!

SusieD: bt were plannin to

Calvin: 4.U had intentionz of doin dat...u r booked under "attempt to disrupt"…

SusieD: and thtz as baaaaadddddddddd.........if nt worse!!!!!

Rosalyn: i have nothing to do with janaki!!!...she has an indian origin too...atleast her parents...y would i do sumthin lyk tht against nthr Indian/haf-indian/whtevr???

SusieD: itz unpardonable!!!!

Rosalyn: i withdrew...din i?? u cant book me under that!!

SusieD: sry.......already dun.....can’t change it nw

SusieD: 4.nt noticin tht d discussionz ovr..........u r bein hangd upside dwn 4 tht!!!

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SusieD: i hav a hugeeee grin on my face thnx to Rosalynz sentencez.........sorry for d sadism sweety!

Calvin: so do i!!

SusieD: jz waitin for em to b implemented!!!!!!cant seem to wait!!!!!!!!

Rosalyn: gaddaaar!!!!

Calvin: hello.......i c u jz calld 1 of us a "gaddarrr"....u r booked 1c agn under d "Derogatory" Act!!

SusieD: um "cant-b-put-in-wrdz" proud of u!!!! u shud bcom a lawyr!!!!

Rosalyn: i'll come back like an apparition in d dark and haunt d 2 of u for subjecting me for such terrible things!

Calvin: entry of ghosts newhr near us is restricted!

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[Acting rather uncharacteristically, Calvin and Susie haven't tried to out-do/out-smart/out-wit each other...yet! They seem to have made Rosalyn their target for the moment!]

CREDITssss.......

-The names, Calvin, Susie and Rosalyn do not belong to us...BILL WATERSON can take all the credit!!

-A biggg hug to the real Calvin, Rosalyn and Susie [it’s GROUP-HUG time!!]for the madnezz n loadz of other thingz!!


6 comments:

Prakash Govindasreenivasan said...

Heyyyyy.....U back??...yaaaaaay....okay nw this is the most hilarious convo Ive ever read/been a part of....
So...A biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig grp hugz awaited....n yea V REALLY ROCK..n weLcOmE BaCk...n HoPe To SeE MoRe NuMbEr Of PoStS WiThOuT ThEsE LoNnNnNnNg GaPz...ChEeRz!!!

Keerthi said...

Ahem!!...Calvin, Rosalyn and Susie were really jobless that night!!..and yeah..they do have the best of convos all the time!!

Nice job!!...And herez the biggggggg grp hug again!!

:)

Bharat said...

i have nothing to say...all 3 characters were really really creative... had me in splits...really funny...

Daya said...

i hug them too!hmmmmmm i think all except Rosalyn and Susie,,,,,,,


BTW wheres Hobbes? its a criminal offence 4 calvin to cat without hobbes!! and what the **** is Calvin doing letting Susie suck up to him??

and and and hows 'Tara Jan' 4 tarzan's indianised name??

Prakash Govindasreenivasan said...

Hehe...Ok..Its time Calvin clears few things now...1. Hobbes was out on a date wid a wild cat from yukon...2. Calvin n Susie came together to ruin Rosalyn's happiness...3. As mentioned Tarzan dosnt hv an indian origin...so..Tarzan will be Tarzan only...and comin back to d other two people who were a part of d chat...Rosalyn n Susie...hugs again...1 helluva conf dat was...but Susie cant go missing from her blog for so long...datz almost as criminal as calvin doing stuff widout hobbes...So get bk Ms.Susie Derkins !!

Prakash Govindasreenivasan said...

Hehe...Ok..Its time Calvin clears few things now...1. Hobbes was out on a date wid a wild cat from yukon...2. Calvin n Susie came together to ruin Rosalyn's happiness...3. As mentioned Tarzan dosnt hv an indian origin...so..Tarzan will be Tarzan only...and comin back to d other two people who were a part of d chat...Rosalyn n Susie...hugs again...1 helluva conf dat was...but Susie cant go missing from her blog for so long...datz almost as criminal as calvin doing stuff widout hobbes...So get bk Ms.Susie Derkins !!