Calvin: heylo pplz....
Rosalyn: helllooooooooooooooooooo
SusieD: hgoghdiofghdfhnbfkjghduifhbn ppl!!!!!!!!
Calvin: dflgaldfgpadfkgadlfjaoisurjap…utrvgfjkdgfhiop…rhtpiohygnhgd
Calvin: datz da welcome song for u gurl!
SusieD: omigod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for me????
Calvin: yeah....
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SusieD: whrz d earthian?????
Calvin: yeah.......whrz da human?
Rosalyn: here...here
Calvin: goood........u cant jz go away in da middle of sumthin
SusieD: u can b thrown in jail 4 tht
Calvin: yeah....n beheaded 17 times!
Rosalyn: lyk i care...
SusieD: v take offence for the staining remark....v’ll let d paparazzi loose on u!
Calvin: whr hv u disapeard agn ....oh earthian?
Calvin: i hv a question for u .......come bk at once!!!
SusieD: andddd it is?????????
Calvin: wat if I say......u r alwd 2 go anywhr ...any place of
SusieD: humanz only???????u straight KJ......whr is my q????????
Calvin: i'll ask......patience n peace!
SusieD: kkayyyyy..........take
Rosalyn: hey am i allowed to go anywhere?
Rosalyn: am i visible to ppl or not??
Rosalyn: n am i alwd to do it daily or only once???
Calvin: u r visible...no extra powerz n all.....
Calvin: n for u....if u r allowd 2 meet 1 celeb....who'll u meet? (dat list of celebz includes me also!!)
Rosalyn: i’ll go to venus...the planet!
Calvin: why wud u wanna go there??
Rosalyn: women are from venus
SusieD: thn it`ll be UUUUUU..........N YEAH D LISTZ ENDLEZZZZZZZZZZZ
Calvin: ahhhhhhhhhh
Rosalyn: n u shud go to mars!!
Calvin: meeeeeee????? hw chweet!.....thnx thnx....
SusieD: yesh yesh..........n no prob.....i`ll alwayz wanna meet u befor i meet JOHNNY DEPP....v’ll go 2gthr to meet him!
Calvin:ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggooooooooooodddddddd....u mean dis?
SusieD: I do I do I do!!!!!!!!....thr u go...sed it thrice!!!!
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Rosalyn: i wud lyk to go to a forest n gt lost in it
SusieD: n b eaten by d animalz????
SusieD: dat soundz scary n gross!!!!!!!
Rosalyn: how is it gross??
Rosalyn: I’ll take a tarzan with me..umm...yeah..him!
SusieD: yeah...bt tarzan’ll b buzy with jane....n animals do not have etiquette.....hence gross!!
Calvin: yeah....unless u can woo tarzan n get jane out of his life....u cant save yerself frm da animalz!
Rosalyn: that i can do very well...n thn it'll b…jane:out...me:in
Calvin: u think u can do it??...i c....gimme an xample ...hw xactly do u plan on doin it?
SusieD: bt dun u think tht’ll b kinda difficult? They’v been togthr since d movie released whn v were kidz??????
Rosalyn: i wanna go on a horse ride 2
SusieD: do not go off d topic!!!!!!!
Calvin: yeah......hw'll u woo tarzan?
SussieD: tell us right nw young lady!!!!! nt tht v r old...it jz soundz nice!!
Calvin: hehehehe........
Rosalyn: hmmmm......
SusieD: how will you woo tarzan??????? how how how?????
Rosalyn: hmmm…welllll...i've grown up watching hindi movies...will take tips from em...big deal!
Rosalyn: or get hold of some person whoz got his/hers/itz degree in flirting
SusieD: u r in a jungle........thr r no othr humanz othr thn d 3 of u...n d animalz arnt animated!!!!
Rosalyn: hmmm....thn...i think i`ll ask him to read my blog! he'd fall for me thn...
Rosalyn: btw, can tarzan read? gues not...thr goez my chance :(
Calvin: nah....wry nt...janez taught him to read and write!
Rosalyn: aha..or just give him nice trndy clothes
SussieD: nah...d rugged luk workz btr.........y wud u wanna covr d body up??? xcuse d perverseness!!
Rosalyn: oh she did??? thats vry nice of her
Rosalyn: where did jane learn it form??
SusieD: hav u never watchd d movie??? janez frm d human civilization........unfortunately....bt luckily getz to go to d jungle!
Calvin: datz in da genes....her parentz were teacherz...her mom taught sanskrit...n dad pali @
SusieD: n in all these yrz she hs had nuff tym to teach him english besides doin othr thingz!...gud pt thr!
Rosalyn: oh.. sooooooo does jane have an indian origin???
Calvin: no her parentz do!
Calvin: janez dad's mom was an indian n dad was frm an african tribe....
Rosalyn: what could be her name had she been of indian origin??
SusieD: JANAKI
Calvin: hw abt.....janaki?
Rosalyn: perfect!!!
Calvin: oh my god......pinch pinch.....u win!
SusieD: dude!!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calvin: U BET!!!!!!
Rosalyn: and tarzaan would be called _____??
SusieD: umm...tarzan wud b cld tarzan only...he dosnt hav any indian origin!!!
SusieD: end of discussion.......i lyk tht tone a lotttt [nt whn iz bein used on me thou!]
Rosalyn: butttttt....
Rosalyn: he shud hav an indian origin 2...
Calvin: do u wanna b hanged anthr 14 times?
SussieD: this tym v shud try puttin hr in an electric chair!
Calvin: hmmmmmm......sure...v`ll do tht 2
SusieD: ne othr ideaz???
Rosalyn: what did i do? am i missin sumthin hr??
Calvin: hmmmmmm.........hang her upside down!
SussieD: d grave mistake of nt noticin tht d discussionz ended
Calvin: n askin wat u did?...
SusieD: to top it all...bein ignorant abt it!
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Calvin: letz go thru da offences once agn......n da charges against dis human!
Calvin: 1.being hanged 17 times for goin away suddenly.....
Calvin: 2.repeating dat.......
SusieD: and hence being hangd nthr 7648764576 tymz
Calvin: 3.Creating problems in the love life of Tarzan n Jane...
Rosalyn: i DIDNOT do that!
SusieD: bt were plannin to
Calvin: 4.U had intentionz of doin dat...u r booked under "attempt to disrupt"…
SusieD: and thtz as baaaaadddddddddd.........if nt worse!!!!!
Rosalyn: i have nothing to do with janaki!!!...she has an indian origin too...atleast her parents...y would i do sumthin lyk tht against nthr Indian/haf-indian/whtevr???
SusieD: itz unpardonable!!!!
Rosalyn: i withdrew...din i?? u cant book me under that!!
SusieD: sry.......already dun.....can’t change it nw
SusieD: 4.nt noticin tht d discussionz ovr..........u r bein hangd upside dwn 4 tht!!!
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SusieD: i hav a hugeeee grin on my face thnx to Rosalynz sentencez.........sorry for d sadism sweety!
Calvin: so do i!!
SusieD: jz waitin for em to b implemented!!!!!!cant seem to wait!!!!!!!!
Rosalyn: gaddaaar!!!!
Calvin: hello.......i c u jz calld 1 of us a "gaddarrr"....u r booked 1c agn under d "Derogatory" Act!!
SusieD: um "cant-b-put-in-wrdz" proud of u!!!! u shud bcom a lawyr!!!!
Rosalyn: i'll come back like an apparition in d dark and haunt d 2 of u for subjecting me for such terrible things!
Calvin: entry of ghosts newhr near us is restricted!
............[Acting rather uncharacteristically, Calvin and Susie haven't tried to out-do/out-smart/out-wit each other...yet! They seem to have made Rosalyn their target for the moment!]
-The names, Calvin, Susie and Rosalyn do not belong to us...BILL WATERSON can take all the credit!!
-A biggg hug to the real Calvin, Rosalyn and Susie [it’s GROUP-HUG time!!]for the madnezz n loadz of other thingz!!
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