RAMBLINGS OF THREE BORED MINDS...

Calvin: heylo pplz....

Rosalyn: helllooooooooooooooooooo

SusieD: hgoghdiofghdfhnbfkjghduifhbn ppl!!!!!!!!

Calvin: dflgaldfgpadfkgadlfjaoisurjap…utrvgfjkdgfhiop…rhtpiohygnhgd

Calvin: datz da welcome song for u gurl!

SusieD: omigod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for me????

Calvin: yeah....

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SusieD: whrz d earthian?????

Calvin: yeah.......whrz da human?

Rosalyn: here...here

Calvin: goood........u cant jz go away in da middle of sumthin

SusieD: u can b thrown in jail 4 tht

Calvin: yeah....n beheaded 17 times!

Rosalyn: lyk i care...

SusieD: v take offence for the staining remark....v’ll let d paparazzi loose on u!

Calvin: whr hv u disapeard agn ....oh earthian?

Calvin: i hv a question for u .......come bk at once!!!

SusieD: andddd it is?????????

Calvin: wat if I say......u r alwd 2 go anywhr ...any place of ur choice.....whr wud u go??...dis is for da humanz only!

SusieD: humanz only???????u straight KJ......whr is my q????????

Calvin: i'll ask......patience n peace!

SusieD: kkayyyyy..........take ur tym..as long as u ask me one

Rosalyn: hey am i allowed to go anywhere?

Rosalyn: am i visible to ppl or not??

Rosalyn: n am i alwd to do it daily or only once???

Calvin: u r visible...no extra powerz n all.....

Calvin: n for u....if u r allowd 2 meet 1 celeb....who'll u meet? (dat list of celebz includes me also!!)

Rosalyn: i’ll go to venus...the planet!

Calvin: why wud u wanna go there??

Rosalyn: women are from venus

SusieD: thn it`ll be UUUUUU..........N YEAH D LISTZ ENDLEZZZZZZZZZZZ

Calvin: ahhhhhhhhhh

Rosalyn: n u shud go to mars!!

Calvin: meeeeeee????? hw chweet!.....thnx thnx....

SusieD: yesh yesh..........n no prob.....i`ll alwayz wanna meet u befor i meet JOHNNY DEPP....v’ll go 2gthr to meet him!

Calvin:ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggooooooooooodddddddd....u mean dis?

SusieD: I do I do I do!!!!!!!!....thr u go...sed it thrice!!!!

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Rosalyn: i wud lyk to go to a forest n gt lost in it

SusieD: n b eaten by d animalz????

SusieD: dat soundz scary n gross!!!!!!!

Rosalyn: how is it gross??

Rosalyn: I’ll take a tarzan with me..umm...yeah..him!

SusieD: yeah...bt tarzan’ll b buzy with jane....n animals do not have etiquette.....hence gross!!

Calvin: yeah....unless u can woo tarzan n get jane out of his life....u cant save yerself frm da animalz!

Rosalyn: that i can do very well...n thn it'll b…jane:out...me:in

Calvin: u think u can do it??...i c....gimme an xample ...hw xactly do u plan on doin it?

SusieD: bt dun u think tht’ll b kinda difficult? They’v been togthr since d movie released whn v were kidz??????

Rosalyn: i wanna go on a horse ride 2

SusieD: do not go off d topic!!!!!!!

Calvin: yeah......hw'll u woo tarzan?

SussieD: tell us right nw young lady!!!!! nt tht v r old...it jz soundz nice!!

Calvin: hehehehe........

Rosalyn: hmmmm......

SusieD: how will you woo tarzan??????? how how how?????

Rosalyn: hmmm…welllll...i've grown up watching hindi movies...will take tips from em...big deal!

Rosalyn: or get hold of some person whoz got his/hers/itz degree in flirting

SusieD: u r in a jungle........thr r no othr humanz othr thn d 3 of u...n d animalz arnt animated!!!!

Rosalyn: hmmm....thn...i think i`ll ask him to read my blog! he'd fall for me thn...

Rosalyn: btw, can tarzan read? gues not...thr goez my chance :(

Calvin: nah....wry nt...janez taught him to read and write!

Rosalyn: aha..or just give him nice trndy clothes

SussieD: nah...d rugged luk workz btr.........y wud u wanna covr d body up??? xcuse d perverseness!!

Rosalyn: oh she did??? thats vry nice of her

Rosalyn: where did jane learn it form??

SusieD: hav u never watchd d movie??? janez frm d human civilization........unfortunately....bt luckily getz to go to d jungle!

Calvin: datz in da genes....her parentz were teacherz...her mom taught sanskrit...n dad pali @ Oxford…n sinc whn do forestz hav intrnt??

SusieD: n in all these yrz she hs had nuff tym to teach him english besides doin othr thingz!...gud pt thr!

Rosalyn: oh.. sooooooo does jane have an indian origin???

Calvin: no her parentz do!

Calvin: janez dad's mom was an indian n dad was frm an african tribe....

Rosalyn: what could be her name had she been of indian origin??

SusieD: JANAKI

Calvin: hw abt.....janaki?

Rosalyn: perfect!!!

Calvin: oh my god......pinch pinch.....u win!

SusieD: dude!!!!!!!!! WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin: U BET!!!!!!

Rosalyn: and tarzaan would be called _____??

SusieD: umm...tarzan wud b cld tarzan only...he dosnt hav any indian origin!!!

SusieD: end of discussion.......i lyk tht tone a lotttt [nt whn iz bein used on me thou!]

Rosalyn: butttttt....

Rosalyn: he shud hav an indian origin 2...

Calvin: do u wanna b hanged anthr 14 times?

SussieD: this tym v shud try puttin hr in an electric chair!

Calvin: hmmmmmm......sure...v`ll do tht 2

SusieD: ne othr ideaz???

Rosalyn: what did i do? am i missin sumthin hr??

Calvin: hmmmmmm.........hang her upside down!

SussieD: d grave mistake of nt noticin tht d discussionz ended

Calvin: n askin wat u did?...

SusieD: to top it all...bein ignorant abt it!

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Calvin: letz go thru da offences once agn......n da charges against dis human!

Calvin: 1.being hanged 17 times for goin away suddenly.....

Calvin: 2.repeating dat.......

SusieD: and hence being hangd nthr 7648764576 tymz

Calvin: 3.Creating problems in the love life of Tarzan n Jane...

Rosalyn: i DIDNOT do that!

SusieD: bt were plannin to

Calvin: 4.U had intentionz of doin dat...u r booked under "attempt to disrupt"…

SusieD: and thtz as baaaaadddddddddd.........if nt worse!!!!!

Rosalyn: i have nothing to do with janaki!!!...she has an indian origin too...atleast her parents...y would i do sumthin lyk tht against nthr Indian/haf-indian/whtevr???

SusieD: itz unpardonable!!!!

Rosalyn: i withdrew...din i?? u cant book me under that!!

SusieD: sry.......already dun.....can’t change it nw

SusieD: 4.nt noticin tht d discussionz ovr..........u r bein hangd upside dwn 4 tht!!!

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SusieD: i hav a hugeeee grin on my face thnx to Rosalynz sentencez.........sorry for d sadism sweety!

Calvin: so do i!!

SusieD: jz waitin for em to b implemented!!!!!!cant seem to wait!!!!!!!!

Rosalyn: gaddaaar!!!!

Calvin: hello.......i c u jz calld 1 of us a "gaddarrr"....u r booked 1c agn under d "Derogatory" Act!!

SusieD: um "cant-b-put-in-wrdz" proud of u!!!! u shud bcom a lawyr!!!!

Rosalyn: i'll come back like an apparition in d dark and haunt d 2 of u for subjecting me for such terrible things!

Calvin: entry of ghosts newhr near us is restricted!

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[Acting rather uncharacteristically, Calvin and Susie haven't tried to out-do/out-smart/out-wit each other...yet! They seem to have made Rosalyn their target for the moment!]

CREDITssss.......

-The names, Calvin, Susie and Rosalyn do not belong to us...BILL WATERSON can take all the credit!!

-A biggg hug to the real Calvin, Rosalyn and Susie [it’s GROUP-HUG time!!]for the madnezz n loadz of other thingz!!

UPDATE!!!!!!!!

After a five-month long hiatus, the blog finally sees an update...Why five months??? ‘cause I ‘haven’t really had much of a life in the said months,with the only exciting event that has happened has been being sucked into the world of “padho-padho-aur thoda zyaada padho!!!” Not really complaining…being the nerdish-geek [yeah, there is a difference between the two words!] that I am…the padhai really hasn’t resulted into anything spectacularly life changing though! In other things,

-The IPL is over and the Royals won--applause!!--

-Boredom has set into television again--sigh!--

-Federer lost to Nadal [AGAIN!] --sobs!--

-I had a 9 day-summer vacation this year--FUN!!!!—

-Movies haven’t been watched--grumbles!!--

-I finally did get ‘nuff time to update and change the look of my blog --it’s been on my mind for a while… and I’m pretty pleased with the outcome!!--

-And a VERYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a certain MR.DEPP!![belated by a day!]--squeals!!!--

CLICHES, WRITER’S BLOCK AND OTHER THOUGHTS…

As clichéd as beginning a new post with “I haven’t updated in a while ‘coz blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah came up” sounds, I’m going the clichéd way of repeating the cliché. Sooooo….I haven’t updated in a while ‘coz I’ve been occupied with ‘things-that-arent-important-enough -to-be-mentioned-but-nonetheless-kept-me-busy’ [sparing the details!]

But one major reason worth mentioning and which is hugely responsible for moi not being able to write down anything in the past month and a half is the serious case of writer’s block I’ve been suffering from[not that it still isn’t plaguing me! DARN]. The many times I’ve tried writing something, my brain seems to freeze and it feels like the blank paper is mocking me!![And the few times that I have been able to come up with something hasn’t resulted in much success either].

Ironically, my head is being flooded with more thoughts these days than ever before, begging me to put ‘em on paper. And put ‘em on paper I have, have released some of ‘em from being captives in my head…but halfway through the writing, another thought pops up and disrupts the flow and I can no longer go any further[ CLASSIC SYMPTOM OF WRITER’S BLOCK! For which I have to find a cure before I lose my sanity!].This is probably the longest I have been able to write in the aforementioned time that makes any sense at all [and hence it’s being posted!!!-w00t-]

Before ending this miserable excuse for a post/blog, I’d like to leave you to ponder over something that has intrigued me for a while…

Why hasn’t anyone suspected that Super Man and Clark Kent is the same person [in the comics/movies/TV series]????He doesn’t wear a mask like the other superheroes and is still unrecognized??? HOWWWWWWW IS IT POSSIBLE???????

Let me know what you think about it…